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Post by TIT SWEAT on Oct 31, 2007 22:26:27 GMT -5
Just like my first one but without the warning!
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Post by /XP/D3AtHSqUaD-=AL=- on Nov 2, 2007 2:13:08 GMT -5
Natural Hair Colour?
Hahah thats a nice find Tit!
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Post by Schlong Daddy on Nov 2, 2007 17:03:20 GMT -5
heheheheh nicccce. You know? I know chicks that think teeth and dry hands are ok for fellatio. Yea right. That's like using an unfinished clay dildo (which were not uncommon in ancient Egypt, in fact they were known to be crushed by powerful Egyptian vaginas and the scene would then be pretty gnarly).
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Post by TIT SWEAT on Nov 2, 2007 22:32:49 GMT -5
Wow Schlong you learn something new everyday. Here's a couple great blowjob/vagina stories that I've learned:
A friend of mine was dating a girl who had to wear a piece of metal in the top of her mouth to help expand her palate before she got braces. Well this jackass decided to get a blowjob from her and the palate expander slipped. This led to the top layer of skin on his penis to be sliced off like the slicing of a block of cheese.
While in the Navy my brother had the pleasure of sailing into Thailand. As any young guy would do he decided to visit a titty bar. Inside he saw women put eels and snakes in their pussies and dance around for an entire song with these reptiles inside of them. They would also poor people's beer inside of their pussies, dance for a song, and then straddle the man's face and poor the beer down their throat. And best of all these women would put a dart in their pussy, stick a blowdart tube in their pussy, and pop a balloon that was clear across the room with the force of their pussy muscles. I swear that all of this is true.
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Post by Schlong Daddy on Nov 3, 2007 17:26:23 GMT -5
And to think, I was always so turned on by braces.
Yea, I've seen some vids of the Pleasures of East Asia, or as I like to say "Freaky Deaky Sexland". Seeing the same eel thing but going from puss to mouth and down the gullet. MmmmmMMMM that's some good eatin'.
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