the wife

[alexgrfc]

The Police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife......
They said ''Is this your wife sir?''.
Shocked i answered ''Yes''.
They said ''Im afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus''.
I said ''I know but she has a fantastic personality and is great with the kids'' ;D

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LMAO LOOKS ARENT EVRYTHING LMFAO!!!!

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

[alexgrfc]

LOL

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Good ones guys both of them.........